I love you too, my dear.

Dear You-know-who,

 Ever since we first started talking you've been the sweetest.  Most people change, but oh, not you.  You, my dear, are unlike all the others.

Lately everytime you look at me I have feelings that are so overwhelming I can't handle them.  Sometimes, I punch a wall. Oh? What did you say? You didn't hear me? I forgot how amazingly attentitive you are, hanging on my every word.  It's not like I have to repeat things over and over... and over again.  The way you ignore my every comment and move just makes me fall harder and harder in love with you by the minute.  Personally, I love how you said you loved me first.  You think I didn't notice the subtle message inside the words but I did darling, stupid me, I told you back.  The worst part is I actually meant it and you do not.

My other absolute FAVORITE thing about you is how you act around me.  You're so sweet and gentle.  Let's just hope your best friend doesn't come around though, then things might get dicey.  She was talking about me? Oh and what did you do? Nothing, oh okay, you didn't want to fight?  Well don't worry I don't care one bit that you let someone you love get trashed by someone who's trashed you. 

Personally, I just think you're an amazing girlfriend. I NEVER want to break up with you.  It just so happens that everytime I see your face lately I want to vomit, throw a baby down stairs, punch a wall, or possibly punch you.  I just hope that as life goes on, you become even more spectacular of a person than you are now.  I sincerly hope you are treated nicely.  I also hope you NEVER get hurt, that would be a shame, wouldn't it?

Love,
Your "Girlfriend"